Girl dogs

The popular trend for dogs nowadays seems to be “the smaller the better.”  I blame it on Paris Hilton and Sharon Osborne, but who knows what the root is to the tiny dog craze.  At any rate, which tiny dog would a man least like to take on a walk in public?  For me it is a close race between a few.  First, it would have to be the miniature Dauschhund.  Weiner dogs are not cute and making them small does not make anything better…you just have a smaller version of an ugly dog.  Next would be the Pomeranian.  You just can’t look like a man walking one of those little pieces of crap.  My third would go to the infamous Chihuahua.  Paris Hilton owns one…need I say more?  So if I had to pick a winner out of these three, I would have to select the Pomeranian.  To all the men out there who own one…really dude!?