A date with a guitar

Hey. Can’t talk right now…I’m a little pressed for time. You see, I have a date with a guitar in… Wait, let me look at my watch again…a little more than half an hour. But the traffic’s killing me. I swear, it hasn’t moved in five minutes now. How am I going to get to my class on time?

What? online beginner guitar lessons? What’s that? You don’t say? Do you really recommend them? Wow, reviewing from home…that would be amazing. None of this useless driving all over the place! I mean, I’m probably spending more on gas than I am on the lesson. I’ll have to check that out.